And because fashionable folk are few and far between at festivals, here are a few dishonourable mentions…

22,000 troll dolls died so that these ankle warmers could exist.

Why are there always so many topless men at festivals? It wasn’t hot – quite chilly actually with the wind coming off the river… he definitely would have had fripples.

This man is all about practicality:

– tool / accessory belt – check

– comfortable walking shoes – check

– wide-brimmed hat – check

– floral rashie, 3/4 sleeves – check

– zip off, cargo shorts – check

– dickhead factor  – check

TICK TOCK

FUCK

BEER O

FUCKEN

CLCCA

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